6.11.2004
The coverage of Reagan's funeral has really creeped me out. I had no idea we were such a country of ghouls; people lining up by the thousands to look at a freaking dead body. However fabulous my life may be, and however beloved by the masses I am when I die, stick me in a box and leave me alone. None of this creepy staring-at-the-corpse nonsense.Maybe this explains why, though; Bush and Zombie Reagan in 2004! Feel free to make your own joke about why they need to stalk the land for brains to eat.
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# Posted by Rachel on 3:17 PM
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6.10.2004
Every woman of a certain age -- in this case, between about 11 and 85 -- is in love with Johnny Depp. It's strange, the way he transcends normal preferences; it doesn't matter if you prefer good boys or bad boys or hairy men or shaved pretty boys; you love Johnny Depp. You just do. I've been in love with him since I was a wee tadpole, sneaking upstairs to watch his undercover hijinx as a cop posing as a high school student on the immortal 21 Jump Street.
Well, guess what's coming to DVD in September? Let the squeeeeee!ing commence.
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# Posted by Rachel on 2:38 PM
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6.8.2004
One more diva to name-drop today; Lance Bass from *Nsync has totally had a nose job. He has! He has, I swear! Check this shit out:
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borrowed from here
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# Posted by Rachel on 3:11 PM
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Well, thank god the government is keeping the institution of marriage sacred, so Jennifer Lopez can continue her reign of terror over the entertainment world. Between her and Britney, I think we're doing a pretty damn good job of showing why straight people are the only ones who should be allowed to ruin their lives by getting married.
"Newly divorced singer" in this context, by the way, means "divorced for like, 10 minutes. No, really. No, really." Apparently Marc had some sort of wretched movie that did nothing, and the going theory at work is that this is an attempt to garner publicity for that. As for her... Well, she's kind of a psycho hose beast, and this, apparently, is what psycho hose beasts do.
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# Posted by Rachel on 8:47 AM
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An hilarious 15 Minute Version of Prisoner of Azkaban.HERMIONE: If you want to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us first!
Harry Potter Fans: OMGWTF THAT WAS RON'S LINE! YOU CHANGED THINGS FROM THE BOOK!
Lord Of The Rings Fans: What are you, new?
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# Posted by Rachel on 8:42 AM
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6.6.2004
Hate Bush? Want to blow up Rumsfeld? Enjoy watching Jesus refute the right-wing and wouldn't mind hearing the Teletubbies explain the missing WMDs in Iraq?
It's all right here. This is an awesome game about Bush, his taxation policies, and blowing shit up. What more do you need?
Well, how about Voltron?
It took me about 30 minutes to complete. Very informative, and very smart. Also, very dumb. Warning: not for those who find cartoon characters getting fucked in the ass (figuratively AND literaly) distasteful.
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# Posted by Rachel on 8:54 PM
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