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6.30.2004

whole misadventur'd piteous overthrows

Britney? You are officially gross. UPN news tells me that you proposed to your skank-happy boyfriend, and he said no because he thinks the man should propose. So "a few minutes later" he proposed and you said yes.

Get! Some!! Dignity!!!! Also, consider joining this century. Not that I object to a woman wanting to be proposed to, because that's fine if that's your thing, but if you're liberated enough to propose to him, and he says no because he has to do it himself then you are about to marry a Neanderthal, and you should both be forbidden from ever reproducing.

Wait. He totally is a Neanderthal, and they totally shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. I forgot.

She's still gross.

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# Posted by Rachel on 10:39 PM

6.28.2004

maybe there's a reason why I'm born again

Becky is too busy learning CSS to be online (don't ask) so it's up to me to deliver the bad news; her Once And Future Yankees Boyfriend has been picked up by the Indians. (Unlike mine, who is merely on the DL for the entire fucking season.)

"Both [Joe] Torre and Brian Cashman were pleased to see Aaron Boone land on his feet this weekend, as the Yankees' former third baseman signed a two-year contract with the Cleveland Indians on Saturday."

Awww, sweetie. Someone else will take you to the Jr./Sr. Prom. Or maybe you can go to the trailer park and cow-tip with Bubba Crosby instead?

In related Yankees news, I'd know what it meant if Mariah Carey or one of the Backstreet Boys got "dehydrated," but what does it mean when it happens to Jason Giambi? I can't say "Oh, he's in the hospital for dehydration" without serious amounts of snark, but is it possible this is a genuine ailment and not drug related?
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# Posted by Rachel on 6:01 PM

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