"Phil Gordon of "Celebrity Poker Showdown" said he wanted to get Mewes, Mos, O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, and me [Kevin] together on an episode. Could be fun, if I don't play like a fucking donkey."

"I get into a gym and there's heavy things to lift and I go, "I could do this or I could go home and read a book" and I'm out of the gym like that so, thankfully, Universal and Working Title paid this man called Mike Hood who is this toughie from Flatbush Avenue who I was genuinely scared of, and he would say "Do it" and I would go "okay" and all the notion of reading books left. It's an incredible thing really. At the gym where we were working at the time there was this poster that said, "Think less. Feel better" and I thought, "This is the most frightening sort of culture I'm getting into, the gym culture, think less and feel better." There is a certain truth to it. It's impossible to have a creative thought when you've got something really heavy about to fall on your head. I can stand and wash up and an interesting thought can occur to me. Not once have I had an interesting thought while working out. And people lie, they say, "Oh you get this sort of endorphin high" or "When I'm running I get into this sort of trance-like state." It's nonsense. It's just painful. I can look at anybody with a good body and think that they are in pain at that moment which is a really nice thought because, if you go to Tibet, there are pictures of a rather rotund man with a big smile on his face, sitting down. You don't see statues of meditative joggers, you know what I mean? It's a complete fraudulent notion."